This Stupid Valentine’s Day Shit
Name: negan
Age: old enough
Do you like to cuddle?: will i get sucked off?
Can we make-out?: you can count on that. truuust me ;)
A night in or dinner out?: i like to treat my lady with a dinner out. who doesn’t enjoy showin off their prize?
Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: well, if i’m bein honest ━ i prefer that sweet chocolate covered on other things, but hey everyone’s different.
What makes you a good Valentine?: i’m the most handsome, bad ass, great fucker man you’d ever see! doubt you’ll find better than me.
Would you cook for me?: hell yeah i would. anything that heart desires, precious.
Would you let me cook for you?: fuck yeah i would! a pretty lady cookin for me? consider it fuckin done!

❝ oh , would ya look at that ? he’s modest , too . ❞ sarcasm drips like honey : she’s not surprised at the invitation , the proposition . she’s learned to expect that sort of thing from him at this point . ❝ you’re not gonna get lucky just cause it’s valentine’s day . pass . ❞